So this past sunday The Oscars happened. For those un-aware……The Oscars are the highest award you can give a film. It’s a classy event that makes people dress pretty to receive naked a little golden naked man statue. And for said classy event we got the guy who created this to host……
Ok so if it’s one thing that the Oscars have been trying to do is…keep it fresh with the youth! See, everything needs ratings in order for it to be worth even trying to air this thing. Sometimes you don’t need to worry about the ratings because your show is cheap to produce….
Case in point…
But the Oscars are expensive so the ratings have to be good in order to make this all worthwhile. And instead of giving awards to decent comic book movies like The Dark Knight or The Avengers or realize that good movies don’t have to be historical or artsy….they try crap like this…
….the less said about this year….the better….
This year we got Seth MacFarlane because the kids like Family Guy and Ted! So…how was the show? I’ll tell ya in my NOT SO DAILY….DAILY LIST!!! The Top 5 Best and The Top? 5 Worst things at the OSCARS!
Let’s start this with the good stuff!
BEST
5. The Dancing
Just look at Dan watch his feet. He doesn’t want to trip over Seth and cause another bad Family Guy joke.
I had a little respect for Channing in this bit.
4. Qucenzhané Wallis….just being Qucenzhané
So this is the new Annie……Ok I’m cool with this.
3. Helena Bohnam Carter and Sacha Baron Cohen not giving a crap and singing over Russell Crowe.
2. Adele
Her win was cool too!
1. Jennifer Lawrence
I think I may have found my new favorite Actress.
WORST
5. James Bond “Tribute”
I’m not even a Bond fan. This was so boring!
4. The Domestic Violence joke.
3. The Losers Song
WHY CHRISTEN CHENOWITH!?!?!? WHY!?!?!?
2. BRAVE WINS!!!
Okay yes, Merida is the right direction for the Disney Princesses to go…but the movie itself was such a mishmash of crap! I was so angry with this decision. Not only were the other movies better movies, but they were better thought out and smarter. ParaNorman should have won, Frankenweenie should have won, HELL PIRATES BAND OF MISFITS SHOULD HAVE WON!
1. I lost my magic pool powers.
Maybe it’s because I didn’t get to see many of the best picture movies because I’m poor. I did see Argo, and that won so that’s cool. But predicting the other films was hard since I haven’t seen them. And the rest of the show was boring, so damn boring and every person looked bored.
ON THE FENSE: SETH MacFARLANE!
One of my friends once said this about Seth, “He may be a jackass, but at least he’s on our side.” And I do agree with that. He’s an ass with his horrible shows but he does, in sick ways, show his support for things that I support as well. Also, I can’t deny that he’s a great entertainer. He can sing, dance and voice act like there’s no tomorrow.
And you have a guy who tried to put this on the air…
Of course there’s gonna be some racy moments. Some pay off like this moment with Sock Puppets
But some others don’t, like that Chris Brown joke I showed earlier.
So yea….The Oscars were a little weird and boring.
2014!!!!!
RT Gomer Productions 