“We always ask how we came to the conclusion that milking cows was a good idea. I’m more curious as to how cooking happened. Did we just throw shit in the fire and hope for the best?”
“Would having a pet ghost constitute as slavery?”
“We do at least three deadly sins at thanksgiving alone”
“If dogs evolved from wolves, wouldn’t that make growlithe the second stage pokemon?”
“I’m aware that Arcanine isn’t technically a wolf. Calm down.”
“I have this feeling that all racists are bad a ping pong”
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