Miss Nightmare’s Bloopers: xxxHolic Chapters 16-19

Some outtakes and behinds the scenes of Miss Nightmare & Calluna’s crossover from Magfest!

Miss Nightmare’s Special Review: xxxHolic Chapters 16-19

Set before the Glee review, Miss Nightmare asks Calluna in a crossover while at Magfest. Watch as these two review an adaptation of the Monkey’s Paw tale in the CLAMP series xxxHolic!

Damn Write! Don’t fear the Boogeyman (Obligatory Syrian refugee article)


Don’t play into the hands of terrorists. Continue reading

Escape From Monster High (Ep. 5): Friday Night Frights

Monster High takes on sexism, while Miss Nightmare and Dubious Khan make a disturbing discovery about the bracelets. Featuring cameos by Iannone (“The Sports Reel”), The Feminist Baker, Diva of “Musical Hell,” Viga, Calluna, and Sunny Jim of the Isle of Rangoon!

The Literary Lair: Alternate Warriors

This week, we look at an alternate history anthology book that may have the greatest cover ever.


1:When did you lose your virginity? I was 15 and it was amazing.

2: Rough sex or soft sex? Soft sex 98% of the time. I love the tease. My mind goes crazy with fantasies.

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? Um… all of them? There are very few that turn me off, like feces.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? I am not into having sex in odd places although I write about it. We tried in the car once and neither of us liked it.

5: Favorite sex position? Missionary and cowgirl. I am quite vanilla when it comes to places and positions in my personal sex life.

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? I’m a switch, meaning I like to be both.

7: Have you ever had any one night stands? I used to but I grew out of that phase. If I do have casual sex, it is with a friend.

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? I think these are the only places I truly enjoy sex on, but I would say the bed is always the best.

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? No. Not my thing

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? Yes, a lot of times.

11: What does your favorite sexy underwear look like? It is a black thong with a purple bat on it.

12: How often do you have sex? Whenever I want to

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? Yes, at least three people.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? When it comes to guys, give, no contest. I’m not really into oral when it comes to girls. I will give it on occasion, but I do not expect it if I do not do it.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? We were having anal and it made a mess.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? Anything by Korn

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? Once again, anything by Korn or NIN

18: Are you into dressing up for sex? All the time.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Our bathtub is not big enough, so I guess shower.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? An athletic well-endowed kinky male.

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? Yes, I have.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys? If you do not have toys, you aren’t doing it right

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Yes but I would not recommend it.

24: Would you have sex with your best friend? Yes.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) It depends on how I feel afterwards. I usually take a shower. Sometimes I have chocolate or junk food.

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Squeaking springs

27: Early morning sex or late night sex? Late night, but I’ll take early morning too.

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? It depends on the guy, but usually the back

29: Favourite body part on the same sex? Breasts and tummy.

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Just some sex toys I guess?

31: Weirdest sexual act someone has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: We do a lot of roleplay but we want to be safe. We pretend to pierce each other and it turns me on. Sometimes we do it for real but we take precautions.

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes, I am not huge on bodily fluids and I eat a lot of stuff that makes my juices quite bitter. Not a fan.

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: You should always use a condom if you are not in a monogamous marriage or are unsure if both of you are clean.

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Cream and honey

35: Worst possible time to get horny: When I am at my parents’ house

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? Yes

37: How much fapping is too much fapping: When it interferes with your life

38: Best sexual complement you ever got: I could make a killing sucking dick fora living.

39: Favorite foreplay activities: Rubbing my inner labias

40: What do you wear to bed? Nothing if I can help it.

41: When was the first time you masturbated: I was 12 I think and I had no idea what an orgasm was. I thought I had broken my vagina and if I told anyone, I would be in trouble.

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes.

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Yes, years ago.

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? No. Not my thing.

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Yes

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? A pen

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? Yes. I am bisexual

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) It is okay

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I love tattoos

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? I think it would be awesome

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Anything that is not easy to get off skin.

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Pornstar

53: Do you watch porn? Of course. I write it!

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes. I am a freak in every way

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Yes

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? Not a female really, but a male maybe

57: If you could give yourself head, would you? I do not think so

58: Booty or Boobs? Boobs

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No, that is a terrible thing to do. Any relationship is based on trust.

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? Masturbate, fuck a girl, fuck a guy, pee standing up, masturbate through my anus

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? Yes

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? Yes

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? I’ve been musky and people noticed?

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) Toys mostly

65. What is your bra/penis size? 42 C

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? A pen

67. When was the last time you masturbated? A few days ago

68. When was the last time you had sex? A few days ago

69. When was the last time you watched porn? A few days ago

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? My first toy was a hard purple dildo strap-on. The last one I bought was a normal sized/firmness dildo.

71. Guys:Circumsized?

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? Neck

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? Breasts

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? Never tried.

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? I do not use Tumblr

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Two nights ago?

77. Which wet dream was your favorite? I had one in college where I woke up in the middle of cumming.

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? Several

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? Too many to name

80. Favorite sexual position? Didn’t I already answer this? Missionary or cowgirl

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? Not usually

82. Are you into any BDSM? Of course. It is a big part of my lifestyle.

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn’t for any reason? Why? This has happened to me several times. Most of them have been unavailable.

84. Do you like dirty talk? Sure

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? Quiet. Don’t want anyone knowing my secret ;)

86. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? My parents interrupted me/us a few times. My cat likes to interrupt us.

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? I am up for several different types depending on my mood and I am always willing to try new things

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? Yes, if I thought they would take it as a compliment.

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? Yes. Haven’t you ever been single?

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? No. I do not keep in contact with people from that long ago. I outgrew most of them.

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? Yes and yes. I enjoy FWB relationships. There is no pressure to define ourselves. We are what we are.

92. Ask whatever you want: Have you ever slept with someone transgendered?

Indy Christian Review – Seasons of Gray

Is this modern day version of the story of Joseph worth watching? Find out!

First Listen: Trans-Siberian Orchestra “Letters from the Labyrinth” Album Review

It’s the first TSO album in six years!

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The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List – King Arthur’s Disasters

Time to see how many Monty Python references I can fit in one review…

Red Eyed Commentaries: Billy Idol “Cyberpunk”

It’s the commentary for our most hated episode!

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