Well, folks, it’s upon us, one of the big ones. Writrzblok faces off against his toughest review yet! Frank Miller’s attempt at Pro-America propaganda with a Batman who isn’t Batman yet totally is, a Catwoman who isn’t Catwoman yet totally is, and a turd that isn’t a turd, yet totally is.
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>HA! Doctor Cox! Nice touch!!
>ROFLMAO @ “Starts with an R and rhymes with cage!”
>FUCK THIS ARTWORK! MY EYES BURN! I could barely read anything when I read it, before watching this video!
>Yeah… I’m sorry, Millertard, but who makes THOSE SOUNDS?! NO ONE, THAT’S WHO!
>Shockingly not… a lot… of… this… in this… one, I noticed…
>Also, you have a gun? Oh snap!
>What the good goddamn kind of name is The Fixer, anyway!?!
>Handcuffs… foreplay… whatever…
>LOL “ALL THE GET ITS!”
>I hate… and love you for the Batman-Joker shipping. Especially singing THAT SONG.
>Echo… echo… echo… echo…
>Also, I thought it looked like fingerprints, too!
>Lady in pink… Reminds me of the hipsters where I live. For serious.
>Your punk kid? Sounded like Goldust. 10 points to whichever Hogwarts house you claim!
>Natalie Stack should be voiced by Samuel L. Jackson, right about now. “I’m sick of these motherfucking nails, in my motherfucking leg!” Seriously, Frank Miller’s dialogue, here, is worse that my foul mouth. And I have a pretty goddamned filthy mouth. You know I do… so that’s saying something!
>When Natalie says, “Help” when falling, I can’t help but to imagine her being played by Kristen Stewart.
>Still, green eyes stare into your sooooooouuuuuuul! Again… hello, Kristen Stewart!
>”Not” Commissioner Gordon wishes he could me Mustache Dad!
>You can tell where Frank Miller’s political leanings lie, when he draws political leaders…
>Baby, I hate to correct you and give Frank Miller credit, but straight from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary: “chimera: an illusion or fabrication of the mind; especially : an unrealizable dream.” It’s the second definition, of three, on the page. Sorry, pookie!
>Aww, you mean you don’t want to sing “I’m a Little Teapot” about Natalie, too? 😉
>OMG… you read my mind! I thought about Bob the Builder, too!! ^__^
>The two-way wrist radio actually made me want to yell, “NOT BAT-RADIO!” Let’s jump the shark, kids! xD
>*raises hand* Re: Dick Tracy two-way wrist radio: “Grandpa, what’s an antenna?” xD
>BABY… idea for a new show, if it’s not already done/overdone: Show riffing old commercials!
>I love that you found the grammar problem, too! Thought I was the only one to catch it.
>”Let’s get some killing done!” AKA: Dunnanunna dunnanunna dunnanunna NOT BATMAN!
>Superman killing a bitch with karaoke: Still more legit than what’s going on Frank’s head, and put on paper! #SorryNotSorry
>Your theory on why he named Not Batman “The Fixer” probably isn’t that far off from the truth. Frank Miller *is* the Derpy Hooves of the comic book world. Then again, let’s not insult Derpy…
>Hahaha Stack and her claws… just like that one time, when Meg’s super power was growing her nails.
>Yeah… the whole “Moe” running joke was kind of… no.
>Hahahahahaha! You freaking out about his caricatures! Fucking love it! So much.
>Oh god… I didn’t even realize, at the time, that Starface’s name was David. Oh god. NO! Now, I want to go find David Yost, all of a sudden! *unimpressed face*
>MEN IN TIGHTS REFERENCE, FTW!!! ❤ ❤ LOL how much digging did you have to do for that Dancing with the Stars reference? 😉 BTW, Karina was Apolo Ohno’s dance partner, the year I watched. Well played. 😉
>You should have seen my jaw drop, just now. SERIOUSLY, after reading the comic, myself, before watching ANY of this review, I was thinking, “This STILL may be a better love story than Twilight. Sad.” Let’s just let that sink in for a moment. What is my life!
>I think that guy was Irish; not Scottish. Check a few panels later.
>Hahahaha! Sweet Chin Music… Okay, HBK! 😉
>Natalie in ropes? FANSERVICE!
>HA “taller than Stack on her knees.” I’ll just leave that innuendo… right here.
>*raises hand* If dude is scratching at himself, doesn’t that actually mean that he’s Charlie Sheen, in a withdrawal? 😉
>Sometimes, your Natalie Stack sounds like Diamanda Hagan. I dig it.
>RIGHT?! All that fucking bullshit, and we don’t even see what happens to Not Batman and Not Catwoman! …not that I care… Sort of. Shit.
>”No wonder they call it terror?” WE HAVE HALF A TITLE! Ha!
>Frank Miller didn’t REALLY take that long to crank out this story. It probably took him a week. The rest was more intense acid trips.
>Calling this art style, “art,” is a hell of a stretch!
>Yeah, if this is supposed to be patriotism, Miller needs to GTFO. Get Steve Rogers on the phone! I don’t even care if it’s a different universe than “Not Batman,” but you know? Anything but THIS!
>You should have curb stomped that book. xD
Aaaand with that, goodnight… at 7:30 in the morning!